Trip across USA, aided by AQA 63336

Richard writes: "Three of us booked a once-in-a-lifetime trip across America, going from San Francisco to New York in a month. We had booked the flights, the car hire, and the motels across. Each motel room had two double beds, and the group was made up of Tiny and Charlotte (boyfriend and girlfriend, who would obviously take one bed), and Roy would take the other.

We thought we had prepared for every eventuality, but then we invited along another male friend, Honey, meaning that there was going to be an interesting 'situation' with the sleeping arrangements. This is when AQA became involved.

Tiny sent a text to AQA, to get their advice on how to resolve the situation. Their reply came at somewhat of a surprise:

Q: Me and some friends are taking a trip across America. Honey and Roy - 2 guys - are sharing a bed. Who should be big spoon, and who should be little spoon?
A: Honey should be big spoon and Roy the little spoon, as Honey is taller and his big manly arms can embrace Roy to keep him snuggly and safe.

When Roy sent a follow-up question in shock, he got a reassuring answer:

Q: Four of us are going across America, and I'm having to share a bed with a bloke called Honey. Should I be worried that he'll try some 'big spoon' action?
A: AQA thinks that you will be fine, as this Honey is no monster. For extra security at night, make a pillow wall between the two of you.

Now we prepare to see how the sleeping arrangements pan out, but thanks to AQA, not only were we entertained, but the nervousness has now been dissipated."

Good luck Richard, £100 is on its way. Thanks for putting a link to us on your blog, where we'll keep up to date on your trip.